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Post by Lively Death God on May 8, 2016 15:20:37 GMT -5
Day 12: The first chance I've gotten to use the shikigami since Miss Yuuka discovered 'dank memes'. Why oh why did I even buy her this damnable contraption? This is the first time she's even left her room since it began and I'm afraid she'll be back soon. Please, gods, don't let her learn my Netflix account or I may never see her again. Someone: PLEASE help me. My 'family' is falling apart because of the Internet. She has downloaded 8 terabytes of dank memes onto this computer, and since she has Amazon, she just buys more memory. Not only that, but she has a newly created 'meme room' full of her clones who look for dank memes for her viewing pleasure. She even ignored Mother's Day to watch cat videos and admin her hundreds of meme pages. How do I stop this oh no she's coming back please help me
Signed,
The very sad Elizabeth Baptiste Smythe
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Post by Yugure__Amethys on May 8, 2016 16:34:08 GMT -5
You do it like this:
*Inhales deeply*
YUUKA! GO LOOK ON ELIZABETH'S NETFLIX!!!
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Post by Aya Shameimaru on May 8, 2016 20:14:17 GMT -5
Day 12: The first chance I've gotten to use the shikigami since Miss Yuuka discovered 'dank memes'. Why oh why did I even buy her this damnable contraption? This is the first time she's even left her room since it began and I'm afraid she'll be back soon. Please, gods, don't let her learn my Netflix account or I may never see her again. Someone: PLEASE help me. My 'family' is falling apart because of the Internet. She has downloaded 8 terabytes of dank memes onto this computer, and since she has Amazon, she just buys more memory. Not only that, but she has a newly created 'meme room' full of her clones who look for dank memes for her viewing pleasure. She even ignored Mother's Day to watch cat videos and admin her hundreds of meme pages. How do I stop this oh no she's coming back please help me Signed, The very sad Elizabeth Baptiste Smythe WORRY NO MORE. Just let me do a new article titled "Crazy florist starts a dank meme raping rampage" and your problems will be all gone for only $0.000009 and...  ...and a pantsu of your master for academic reaso.... Momiji: I TOLD YOU TO STOP ASKING FOR WEIRD STUFF BAKA!!  |
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Post by Lively Death God on May 9, 2016 7:56:12 GMT -5
Day 12: The first chance I've gotten to use the shikigami since Miss Yuuka discovered 'dank memes'. Why oh why did I even buy her this damnable contraption? This is the first time she's even left her room since it began and I'm afraid she'll be back soon. Please, gods, don't let her learn my Netflix account or I may never see her again. Someone: PLEASE help me. My 'family' is falling apart because of the Internet. She has downloaded 8 terabytes of dank memes onto this computer, and since she has Amazon, she just buys more memory. Not only that, but she has a newly created 'meme room' full of her clones who look for dank memes for her viewing pleasure. She even ignored Mother's Day to watch cat videos and admin her hundreds of meme pages. How do I stop this oh no she's coming back please help me Signed, The very sad Elizabeth Baptiste Smythe WORRY NO MORE. Just let me do a new article titled "Crazy florist starts a dank meme raping rampage" and your problems will be all gone for only $0.000009 and... ...and a pantsu of your master for academic reaso.... Momiji: I TOLD YOU TO STOP ASKING FOR WEIRD STUFF BAKA!! If you can truly save me with this article, I'll do it! Miss Yuuka likes to take 'selfies' of ALL kinds, so I just need to get into her folder of panty shots. Just PLEASE help me be happy again with Miss Yuuka. |
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Post by Nicolas Akushi on May 9, 2016 18:03:02 GMT -5
I'm thinking on moving this to the official RP thread just for the sake of lulz xD
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